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June 26 2017

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thehappyhooker:

invaderxan:

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

June 15 2017

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socialjust-ish:

puublack:

vocalquibbler:

puublack:

This is deep

How is he still doing the thinking gesture if he’s cuffed? Does he have three arms?

It’s that deep

Isn’t this the plot of the emoji movie?

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cup-o-fear:

The boys

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johnny-3-tears:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

A simple guide for all you city slickers

lioness–hart:

bai-xue:

pieandhotdogs:

Tarnation = Darnation = Damnation

Dagummit = Dagnabbit = Dog Nabbit = God Dammit

I’ve heard dagnabbit but dagummit is a new one on me

dadblameit, galdurnit, consarnit= goddammit

well slap my ass and call me sally, well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, well shit in a sack and call it shortcake= holy shit

jordannwitt:

benito-cereno:

jordannwitt:

splendude:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

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mylenelesbian:

straight girl: i don’t have anything against gays haha just don’t get a crush on me!!

me: yeah don’t worry not a chance

straight girl:

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gothicprep:

laughter is my gut reaction to witnessing pretty much anything i find unbelievable and i’m counting down the days until it causes problems. i remember once i had a teacher who was screaming at someone and she said to them “in this classroom, i am god” and not laughing was the most difficult thing i’ve ever done

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hannahorvath:

Andy Samberg: Remember the time in 5th grade when you accidentally said, “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look in the mirror, I throw up” and Ilan and I laughed so hard?

Chelsea Peretti: Yes. I was trying to flip it and be like, “When you look in the mirror you throw up,” but I failed really bad. That’s the day I learned to always draw within the lines and think inside the box.

thefibrodiaries:

can you believe that ableism is so normalised that despite all the historical evidence of it people still don’t believe it’s anything more than a new thing made up by tumblr bloggers

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

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acelaces:

Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa

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trapcard:

she really put how I think into actual words like wow.

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malcolmcooks:

sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

moghedien:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

amazing, truly

me

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

i’m mark hamill

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

majesty-intensifies:

regretproduced:

vracious:

metal-queer-solid:

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

Show me the forbidden Carfax

olofahere:

alphatexan:

a-court-of-chronicles:

catpella:

brainfartsbyme:

This cat would get everything from me

yeah this cat has such a big eyed woe-is-me that it could have everything it ever asked for

@cocotingo

Omg

That is not a cat it is a soot sprite

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