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August 08 2017



i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it

let me elaborate

i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went “excuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesn’t want to buy me a soda!!!”

and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad “sir, can’t you see the young lady needs a drink?“ 

and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe

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Or they think the B stands for Babadook

Ugh… I hate how people think bisexuality is just a switch you flip back and forth. The fact that something might exist that isn’t exactly like yourself just blows some people’s minds!




do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan


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if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

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This is probably the best intro to a new update I have ever seen.


you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

August 07 2017

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probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

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Grandma be like

The type of grandma I’m tryna be.

Same granny same


Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”



why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him

The Catch These Hands Alchemist




a collection of my favourite gay memes: 

- i am a TWUNK a combination of TWINK and HUNK 
- so which one is the x and which one is the x (but replacing it with increasingly ridiculous comparisons a la the ‘feudal lord’ discourse) 
- using bland straight people names to express frustration with the hets eg ‘well, DEBORAH’
- move, im gay 
- ‘[mild inconvenience] is homophobic’ 
- macklemore invented the gays with his hit song ‘same love’ 
- macklemore died for the gays 
- macklemore didnt die for THIS 
- *touches anything* its gay now 
- calling things ‘gay’ in the same way straight people do because reclaiming things that are used to hurt us is what we do 
- ‘as a cissexual heterogender……..’ 
- acting disgusted when ur straight friends do anything pda 
- ‘not to be a stereotype, but-’ 

add ur own memes pls its part of our culture 

-uhhhh :// that’s gay
- ____ threw the first brick at stonewall
- babadook
- cries in gay
- is that a gay???? in my good christian suburbs????
- not to be gay but [says really gay thing]
-not hetero

________ is gay culture



“All that talk about the power of friendship,” the antagonist murmured, as they circled the protagonist. “And it never even occurred to you that perhaps your enemies might have friends too, did it? How arrogant a thing, you are…”

seriously, NO ONE DOES THIS and it fruSTRAtes me



I NEED all the hugely popular blatantly fake posts from 2012 - 2014 right now

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Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more


The sweatdrop


Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.


Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.


When they do the anime face thing


Making characters squishy


the dignity laugh

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This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10


To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend



ok yall im going to trust yall with this power…..what’s the mood tonight


Listen say what you will about Homestuck but shipping in quadrants is just a better way to go about the whole thing

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