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May 23 2018

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turing-tested:

scatterbrainedadventurelog:

turing-tested:

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

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physicalvocalist:

Not gonna lie, this was such a power move I debated moving to Sweden.

kutners-memory:

greenglowsgold:

jasper-rolls:

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off#watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched#from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times#and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me#my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs 

@hedgiwithapen that is a very specific and well thought-out fantasy

lol

hustlerose:

j0ules:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

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OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

unicornfan:

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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please be careful with these, they’re antiques

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naamahdarling:

xthinks:

demonicae:

bilesandthesourwolf:

missredherring:

agent-absinthe:

polyhorde:

brucioboy:

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.


Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.


These make me so happy

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

if i might add:

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

pinging @naamahdarling

I had to check and make sure I was not imagining this.

Yes, good. Good stuff.

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agoodcartoon:

aeruh:

oppa-homeless-style:

feazelblahg:

thetransintransgenic:

wheresanegg:

siobhanblank:

darkskinnedprivilege:

agoodcartoon:

great

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

I’m disappointed that no one’s done a To Kill a Mockingbird one yet

theres sort of a parallel reblog chain where i did this

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glitchlight:

evilbuildingsblog:

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

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I’M IN FUCKING TEARS xD

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combos-n-doodles:

Also have a shitpost

fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:

njadakasrage:

Erik and T’Challa seeing each other in the Ancestral Plane

@lesbuchanan this post straight up murdered me
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tikkunolamorgtfo:

jewishdragon:

I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold

(comedian is Alex Edelman)

So apparently his brother is an Orthodox Olympic skeleton athlete? 

Like I can’t believe that sentence even exists.

wombatking:

newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

the-great-snape-debate:

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

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