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June 27 2017

the-mighty-python:

windforge:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

[Patreon]

me

exactly!

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pdothamman:

smatter:

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

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blackness-by-your-side:

And the American government still doesn’t believe in climate change and continue to pollute the environment.

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calculatedmadness:

toxicreject1:

scarygoodfanfics:

milkozude:

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

tittily:

tittily:

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

we were two NPC’s who met irl

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

inkskinned:

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

clockworkpriest:

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.

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kaboozleskaboodle:

toughset:

haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog:

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

THE LID IS IN THE ROOF

I don’t think I’v ever quite witnessed the resulting damage, but this?

This is what happens when you open a pressure cooker before fully depressurizing it.

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tastefullyoffensive:

She knows she’s fabulous. (via kerbiegibbs)

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tastefullyoffensive:

He’s so proud of himself. (via gracetreat)

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hellasensitive:

the shrimp facebook group i am a part of is wild

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June 26 2017

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guidancerune:

bogleech:

someone stood up in the middle of that Shrek scene with the baby nightmare and just screamed “THIS SHOULD BE THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!!!”

why are the actors’ names all crossed out 

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thesparkofrevolution:

red-faced-wolf:

southernsideofme:

Frog Log

WHAT A GOOD IDEA

If you own a pool and have lots of wildlife in your area please buy one of these! A lot of animals drown in pools because they fall in trying to get a drink and cannot get back out.

Bats are especially in danger of this, yes they can swim, but sometimes pool ledges are too high for them! Save the bats and buy one of these for your pool!

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