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October 07 2017

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

odric-master-swagtician:

odric-master-swagtician:

I really…fucking hate customer service.

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

trenchmints:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

this post did not age well

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pagetbewbster:

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

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oxnards:

The Office deleted scene: Art Appreciation

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dilfosaur:

leaked hanzo halloween skin

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demelzahcarne:

“There’s a shift in our culture and our way of thinking about how women         are perceived. People want to see a more diverse representation of             women than the homogenized ones we’ve had so far.”  -  Gwendoline         Christie by Thomas Schenk for Harpers Bazaar, Nov. 2015 

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asynca:

CANON NON-BINARY REP???? IN MY OVERWATCH???

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pennington-road:

DRAG HER NANCY

reverseracist:

reverseracist:

NWA: niggaz wit anxiety

this post was for black people

kramergate:

lasvvegas:

kramergate:

alright 2017 is gonna take another turn for the worst and this time it’s gonna be *pulls three slips of paper at random from a bingo machine*

pewdiepie weiner leak

I match pewdiepie weiner leak and raise you a

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12-amu:

thug-gifs:

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

The money will do what now

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bellhasabat:

Margaret Atwood poses with Vriska at Comic-Con I don’t even know

jjtaylor:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

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It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

Quality rooster

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areamia:

In case my handwriting is unintelligible:

“Don’t those feel weird?“
“Nope~ …Can I bite you?“
“No.“
“Just a little~?”
“…nno. Maybe.”

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